Bored^

Been to lazy to blog lately.Maintaining a blog is hard work man.Whew.Admire those guys who can blog almost everyday man.I salute you.

Anyway,just read the newpaper and found that there are many jokes inside about marriage lately which i think will scared every man out of marrying.Haha.They make it sound like marriage is terrifying.Well,it's up to you to decide.

Here are some i found funny:

- A husband on his deathbed told his wife:"A month after i die,i want you to marry Mr Drone."

"Drone!But he is your enemy!"

"Yes,i know that.I've suffered all these years,so let him suffer now."

- A wife asked her husband:"What do you like most about me- my pretty face or my sexy body?

He looks at her from head to toe and replies:"I like your sense of humour."

-Interviewer to millionaire:"To whom do you owe your success of a millionaire?"

Millionaire:"I owe everything to my wife"

Interviewer:"Wow,she must be some woman.What were you before you marry her?"

Millionaire:"A billionaire"

-A Word of wisdom from Hemant Joshi

After marriage,husband and wife become two sides of a coin;They just can't face each other,but still stay together.

Haha.

Anyway,heard that croc hunter Steve Irwin died this week after a barb from a stingray punctured his heart .Please,a minute of silence for this great man.

The world has lost another real man.And to avenge him,eat more stingrays.^^